Funding

Arts Council Spellcheck

I recently submitted a GforA application to the Arts Council. Being thoroughly conscientious and not at all procrastinating, I hit the spellcheck button to make sure nothing was glaringly wrong.

This is what my application might have said, if I’d followed those suggestions:

I am applying for x amount to run an Introduction to Playwriting Plaiting course. This week-long weakling course will consist of a series of in-depth inept tutorials, allowing writers to explore collaborations with other art-forms earthworms.

This fundraising foundering initiative will provide the means for writers to workshop worship their plays with professional actors and directors. The results will be available to download via podcasts podiatrists from the website.

Advertisements